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History

2021-07-12T20:01:55Z

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=History of The IGA=

==Humble Beginnings==
Little is known of the extensive history of Glolf, however a few things are know of the inception of the IGA, Internet Glolf Association. [[The Manager]] is credited with founding the IGA; however there are present theories that an unknown entity, ominously referred to as "[[The Instigator]]", is responsible.

==Past Opens==

===The First IGA Open===

Winner: [[Load Bearing Coconut]]

===The Second IGA Open===

Winner: [[Frankle Knives]]

===[[Third IGA Open|The Third IGA Open]]===

Winner: [[Spooks McGee]]

===[[Fourth IGA Open|The Fourth IGA Open]]===

Winner: [[Line Cook]]

===[[Fifth IGA Open|The Fifth IGA Open]]===

Winner: [[The 12th Herb And Spice]]
==Quirks and Inconsistencies==

===The Arbuckling===
Event in its infancy, glolf encountered some of the oddities associated with its creation. Numerous glolfers had lost had had half of their names and identities briefly before it was resolved by the IGA.
For more information, see [[The Arbuckling]].

===The A🦊alypse===
The IGA introduced a new player with a penchant for 'ripping holes in the fabric of reality' named [[1]]. Known largely by its 🦊 signature, 1 had soon become infamous.
For more information, see [[The Afoxalypse]].

===The Grand Unchip===
During the first IGA Open, a player named [[Simulacrum]] hit a 40-tile-long chip that led to the first hole in spacetime, and them and fellow player [[Solar Dies]] leaving the course. For more information, see [[The Grand Unchip]].
[[Category:History]]

Emergency Glolf Open

2021-06-28T01:24:25Z

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The Emergency Glolf Open was held during June, 27th, 2021 after a tragic set of votes for the Core Mechanics in Blaseball.

==Contestants==
* Hillman Tenderson
* Melissa Bop
* Grillzy Bear
* Emergency Loading...
* Tormentous Nightmare
* Perfectly Cromulant Human
* Himbo Understudy
* One Ring
* Hands Scoresburg
* Ruffian Applesauce
* Solar Dies
* Solar Tries
* Rebecca Monarch
* Randall M. Mann
* Juice 17776
* Chunky Benzene
* Elaine Clock
* Karl
* Dirk Knightley
*Greatsword MacShane
* Mayhem Bullshop
* Tobias Bagpipe
* I Legally Changed My Name To See How Long It Could Be Before I Hit Th
* Mohn Jadden
* Annie May
* E.M.M.I
* Smallto Patterson
* Morshu
* 2 trucks
* Freddie Missouri
* Bingo Polaroid
* Legally Jorts
==Commentators==
The Emergency Glolf Open was the first Glolf Open to have the addition of Glolf Commentators, a group of interns who sit in the newly constructed Broadcast Booth and give commentary over the games as they happen.

History

2021-06-28T01:18:28Z

Anormalbox: Added Emergency Glolf Tourney

=History of The IGA=

==Humble Beginnings==
Little is known of the extensive history of Glolf, however a few things are know of the inception of the IGA, Internet Glolf Association. [[The Manager]] is credited with founding the IGA; however there are present theories that an unknown entity, ominously referred to as "[[The Instigator]]", is responsible.

==Past Opens==

===The First IGA Open===

Winner: [[Load Bearing Coconut]]

===The Second IGA Open===

Winner: [[Frankle Knives]]

===[[Third IGA Open|The Third IGA Open]]===

Winner: [[Spooks McGee]]

===[[Fourth IGA Open|The Fourth IGA Open]]===

Winner: [[Line Cook]]

===[[Fifth IGA Open|The Fifth IGA Open]]===

Winner: [[The 12th Herb And Spice]]

===[[Emergency Glolf Open|The Emergency Glolf Open]]===

Winner:[[Hands Scoresburg]]
==Quirks and Inconsistencies==

===The Arbuckling===
Event in its infancy, glolf encountered some of the oddities associated with its creation. Numerous glolfers had lost had had half of their names and identities briefly before it was resolved by the IGA.
For more information, see [[The Arbuckling]].

===The A🦊alypse===
The IGA introduced a new player with a penchant for 'ripping holes in the fabric of reality' named [[1]]. Known largely by its 🦊 signature, 1 had soon become infamous.
For more information, see [[The Afoxalypse]].

===The Grand Unchip===
During the first IGA Open, a player named [[Simulacrum]] hit a 40-tile-long chip that led to the first hole in spacetime, and them and fellow player [[Solar Dies]] leaving the course. For more information, see [[The Grand Unchip]].
[[Category:History]]

The Afoxalypse

2021-06-03T19:58:06Z

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[[Category:History]]
[[File:1foxduels.jpg|thumb|A photo taken during The Afoxalypse, multiple instances of 1 are dueling eachother]]
The Afoxalypse was an event in Glolf [[History]] that happenend after the Second IGA Opening. When the glolfer [[1]] managed to invade other games they never were meant to be in, the problem got so bad spacetime started to fall apart, leading to corrupted players and eventually a large fight which saw 1 becoming friends with [[The Sliced One]]

==Offical Records==
On May, 9th, 2021, a glitch allowed infamous glolfer 1, (better known as 1🦊, or 1fox,) to invade glolf matches that they were not in, dueling other players and themselves. this glitch got exponetially worse as it was found out that you can "send" glolfers to other matches by simply putting them in matches in other servers. This made the problem exponentially worse until the Glolf Discord Bot broke, disallowing any other games to be played. However, the command to check glolfer stats could still be used, The Sliced One used this fact to communicate to the splortsfans via the modifiers each glolfer has. This lead to them calling many glolfers to action to defeat 1. A game of glolf containing [[Simulacrum]], [[Meteor Heartfelt]], [[Razor Defrost]], [[Jasper Groove]], [[Thalia Soliloque]], [[Benedict Dicetower]], [[Bingo Polaroid]], [[Pumpernickel Fan]], [[Baby Bop]], [[Tantalus Chewed]], [[Freddie Missouri]], [[Load Bearing Coconut]], and [[Frankle Knives]] was set in order to fight 1, it was successful with Bingo Polaroid landing the last shot, and winning the game. Afterwards, 1 promised to stop crashing dimensions and forging a friendship with The Sliced One, leading to them getting the modifier "🤝💖"
==Rifts==
The exponentially multiplying foxes broke spacetime worldwide, leading to rifts opening at random that lead to... Somewhere, these rifts and unallowed foxes forced the IGA to call off offical play as the glolfers attempted to escape the foxes. Many were overwhelmed by the foxes and rifts, with Baby Bop and [[Melissa Bop]] being corrupted, and [[Solar Dies]] loosing a good portion of plasma. A small group of glolfers consisting of [[Rebecca Monarch]], Freddie Missouri, Solar Dies, [[Legally Jorts]], and Bingo Polaroid were forced to retreat to the skys with Solar pulling Rebecca's Glolf cart to the skies, only decending to answer the call.
==Aftermath==
The ending of The Afoxalypse led to many glolfers learning that the world they knew was in fact, just a simulation. However, the Glolfers managed to stay strong and despair over such fact, an occurance that some Glolf Researchers believe was kick-started by 1 becoming friends with The Sliced One.

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The Afoxalypse

2021-06-03T19:51:21Z

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[[Category:History]]
The Afoxalypse was an event in Glolf [[History]] that happenend after the Second IGA Opening. When the glolfer [[1]] managed to invade other games they never were meant to be in, the problem got so bad spacetime started to fall apart, leading to corrupted players and eventually a large fight which saw 1 becoming friends with [[The Sliced One]]

==Offical Records==
On May, 9th, 2021, a glitch allowed infamous glolfer 1, (better known as 1🦊, or 1fox,) to invade glolf matches that they were not in, dueling other players and themselves. this glitch got exponetially worse as it was found out that you can "send" glolfers to other matches by simply putting them in matches in other servers. This made the problem exponentially worse until the Glolf Discord Bot broke, disallowing any other games to be played. However, the command to check glolfer stats could still be used, The Sliced One used this fact to communicate to the splortsfans via the modifiers each glolfer has. This lead to them calling many glolfers to action to defeat 1. A game of glolf containing [[Simulacrum]], [[Meteor Heartfelt]], [[Razor Defrost]], [[Jasper Groove]], [[Thalia Soliloque]], [[Benedict Dicetower]], [[Bingo Polaroid]], [[Pumpernickel Fan]], [[Baby Bop]], [[Tantalus Chewed]], [[Freddie Missouri]], [[Load Bearing Coconut]], and [[Frankle Knives]] was set in order to fight 1, it was successful with Bingo Polaroid landing the last shot, and winning the game. Afterwards, 1 promised to stop crashing dimensions and forging a friendship with The Sliced One, leading to them getting the modifier "🤝💖"
==Rifts==
The exponentially multiplying foxes broke spacetime worldwide, leading to rifts opening at random that lead to... Somewhere, these rifts and unallowed foxes forced the IGA to call off offical play as the glolfers attempted to escape the foxes. Many were overwhelmed by the foxes and rifts, with Baby Bop and [[Melissa Bop]] being corrupted, and [[Solar Dies]] loosing a good portion of plasma. A small group of glolfers consisting of [[Rebecca Monarch]], Freddie Missouri, Solar Dies, [[Legally Jorts]], and Bingo Polaroid were forced to retreat to the skys with Solar pulling Rebecca's Glolf cart to the skies, only decending to answer the call.
==Aftermath==
The ending of The Afoxalypse led to many glolfers learning that the world they knew was in fact, just a simulation. However, the Glolfers managed to stay strong and despair over such fact, an occurance that some Glolf Researchers believe was kick-started by 1 becoming friends with The Sliced One.

History

2021-05-31T03:03:53Z

Anormalbox: Added The Great Unchip

=History of The IGA=

==Humble Beginnings==
Little is known of the extensive history of Glolf, however a few things are know of the inception of the IGA, Internet Glolf Association. The Manager is credited with founding the IGA; however there are present theories that an unknown entity, ominously referred to as "The Instigator" is responsible.

==Past Opens==

===The First IGA Open===

Winner: [[Load Bearing Coconut]]

===The Second IGA Open===

Winner: [[Frankle Knives]]

===The Third IGA Open===

Winner: [[Spooks McGee]]

==Quirks and Inconsistencies==

===The Arbuckling===
Event in its infancy, glolf encountered some of the oddities associated with its creation. Numerous glolfers had lost had had half of their names and identities briefly before it was resolved by the IGA.
For more information, see [[The Arbuckling]].

===The A🦊alypse===
The IGA introduced a new player with a penitence for 'ripping holes in the fabric of reality' named [[1]]. Known largely by its 🦊 signature, 1 had soon become infamous.
For more information, see [[The Afoxalypse]].

===The Great Unchip===
During the first IGA Open, a player named [[Simulacrum]] hit a 40 tile long chip that led to the first hole in spacetime, and them and fellow player [[Solar Dies]] leaving the course. For more information, see [[The Great Unchip]]
[[Category:History]]

Rebecca Monarch

2021-05-31T02:40:55Z

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|name = Rebecca Monarch
|signature = 🧎‍♀️
|stance = Spicy
|tea = Oolong
|driving = 4.25
|grip = 2.5
|aerodynamics = 0.75
|self-awareness = 2.5
}}
Rebecca Monarch is a Glolfer, Caddy, Were-Butterfly, and Trans Woman. She has yet to play in an offical Internet Open.

=Biography=
===Early History===
Born a caterpillar, and assigned male at birth, Rebecca spent most of her caterpillar years aimless and introverted. Around High school however, she managed to become friends with [[Freddie Missouri]]. Freddie introduced Rebecca to her friend group and a first for Rebecca, she had friends.
=== Trans Awakening ===
Rebecca once made a passing joke about wanting to have a feminine form when they finally go into a pupa. After a lengthy conversation with Freddie about how cis people don't constantly fantasize about being the other gender, and a ton of research, Rebecca learned that she was trans, and kept it hidden to everyone except Freddie for a while. Thankfully with the assistance of Freddie, Rebecca took up the name that she uses to this day, and came out to everyone and her parents. Which luckily were very supportive of her transition. Before going into her pupa, she was given a regiment of hormones which would assist with giving her a feminine form when she comes out of her pupa.
===Beginnings in Glolf===
Inspired by her mother before her untimely demise on the Union Day Strike, Rebecca learned how to play glolf, starring in a few minor tournaments. Her real enjoyment of the sport came around when she realized that motorized vehicles were legal in Glolf, and can be used on the green. This caused Rebecca to purchase a Glolf Cart and start driving.
=Current Status=
Rebecca Monarch currently lives in her heavily modified Glolf Cart that she calls "The Cuddle Cart" Although she's never played in an Internet Open, she assists Freddie Missouri in her professional glolf career, driving her to events, helping her with gear, and practicing with Freddie. Becky has an aversion to authority and rules, and acts on her impulses more than not. However, she is quite a quick learner, and Freddie is usually always there to help Rebecca whenever she needs.
===Relations with Freddie===
Rebecca and Freddie Missouri have always been close, and both of their glolf careers have been tightly related. For most of her career, she had a crush on Freddie, but wanted her to confess first. However, after a small joke involving high school photos and the Lesbian pride flag after the [[The Afoxalypse]], Rebecca and Freddie confessed their love for each other and have been girlfriends ever since.

==Trivia==
Rebecca's nickname is Becky

Rebecca is a frequent patron of Dlenny's, and enjoys drinking their syrup.

Rebecca has spent a week in jail after trying to steal syrup from said Dlenny's