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[[Category:Clubs]]

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Clubs (implement)

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{{Disambiguation|Clubs (disambiguation)}}

A '''glolf club''' is an implement used to play glolf. A glolf club is characterized by a '''material''', a '''number''', and a '''nickname'''.

==Glolf Club Classification==

Glolf clubs are classified by their material and number, as prescribed by a strict hierarchical taxonomy carefully crafted and maintained by a collective of glolf biologists. The taxonomy was developed in the early days of glolf and has been refined and handed down over many generations of biologists.

There is intense debate within the glolf biology community and among the wider glolf community about what, exactly, constitutes a glolf club. However, glolf traditionalists classify glolf clubs according to two dimensions: material, and number.

===Material===

The principal material types for glolf clubs are:

* '''Wood''' clubs are high in entropy and are principally used in situations where unpredictability and chaos is desirable; glolfers often resort to wood clubs early in matches, or when attempting desperate come-from-behind wins
* '''Iron''' clubs are low in entropy and principally used in situations where precision and accuracy are critical; glolfers will utilize iron clubs in situations where they know precisely what is needed for their shot, in terms of distance, angle, wind, etc.

===Number===

Glolf clubs are further classified by their number, an attribute that every glolf club is born with. Some clubs keep the same number their entire lifespan, while other clubs change their number; some clubs even have frequently-changing numbers. In some rare cases, glolf clubs have changed numbers mid-match, affecting the outcome of important tournaments.

Clubs (implement)

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{{Disambiguation|Clubs (disambiguation)}}

A '''glolf club''' is an implement used to play glolf. A glolf club is characterized by a material, a number, and a nickname.

==Glolf Club Classification==

Glolf clubs are classified by their material and number, as prescribed by a strict hierarchical taxonomy carefully crafted and maintained by a collective of glolf biologists. The taxonomy was developed in the early days of glolf and has been refined and handed down over many generations of biologists.

There is intense debate within the glolf biology community and among the wider glolf community about what, exactly, constitutes a glolf club. However, glolf traditionalists classify glolf clubs according to two dimensions: material, and number.

===Material===

The principal material types for glolf clubs are:

* '''Wood''' clubs are high in entropy and are principally used in situations where unpredictability and chaos is desirable; glolfers often resort to wood clubs early in matches, or when attempting desperate come-from-behind wins
* '''Iron''' clubs are low in entropy and principally used in situations where precision and accuracy are critical; glolfers will utilize iron clubs in situations where they know precisely what is needed for their shot, in terms of distance, angle, wind, etc.

===Number===

Glolf clubs are further classified by their number, an attribute that every glolf club is born with. Some clubs keep the same number their entire lifespan, while other clubs change their number; some clubs even have frequently-changing numbers. In some rare cases, glolf clubs have changed numbers mid-match, affecting the outcome of important tournaments.

Clubs

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Tournaments

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Tournaments

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Tournaments are organized competitions involving multiple competitors competing for a trinket. (Popular trinkets include crowns, trophies, cups, bowls, lamps, and marbles.)

While most tournaments are one-off competitions, some tournaments are annual, time-honored competitions, rich in lore, filled with dramatic underdog stories, and rivalries that span multiple generations and continents.

==List of Tournaments==

The following is a list of tournaments that does not claim to be complete, or at least it would claim not to be complete if it were capable of consciousness, rational thought, knowledge of self, and the ability to communicate abstractions such as "complete". But alas, it it is not; it is just a list.

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A glolf [[Clubs|'''club''']] is a collective of glolf players with a name, an emoji, and a motto.

'''Clubs''' may also refer to:

==Glolfing Implements==

* [[Clubs (implement)#Brassies|Clubs (brassies)]], a small-number wood glolfing implement
* [[Clubs (implement)#Niblicks|Clubs (niblicks)]], a large-number iron glolfing implement
* [[Clubs (implement)#Baffies|Clubs (baffies)]], also known as baffling spoons, a high-number wood glolfing implement
* [[Clubs (implement)#Mashies|Clubs (mashies)]], a small-number iron glolfing implement
* [[Clubs (implement)#Spoons|Clubs (spoons)]], a wood glolfing implement with a concave face
* [[Clubs (implement)#Cleeks|Clubs (cleeks)]], an iron glolfing implement with a concave face

==Divination==

* [[Divination#Clubs|Clubs (suit)]], a card suit, common in decks of 52 playing cards; carries great significance in glolf divination

==Clubs==

* [[Chicago Clubs|Clubs (club)]], a glolf club from Chicago called the Chicago Clubs
* [[Clubs (exhausted)]], a list of clubs that have achieved a state of exhaustion, considered an exemplary feat in glolf

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''For other uses, see Clubs (disambiguation).''

The '''Chicago Clubs''' are a glolf club hailing from Chicago. They are considered a cursed team, and currently carry the '''Curse of the Silly Goat'''.

==History==

For many decades in glolf's early history, the Chicago Clubs were dominant; the Clubs consistently won any tournament they entered, rose to the top of any league they joined, and developing a reputation for clutch performances in high-pressure situations.

Circumstances changed rapidly when reports leaked that the Chicago Clubs, Chicago's beloved hometown team, were considering relocating to Madison, Wisconsin. This came as a huge shock to the Clubs fan base. Clubs fans were widely known as diehard, loyal fans who would show up for glolf matches even in driving snow or howling wind. Clubs fans were understandably upset by the revelations, and in a famous incident, a famous Clubs fan named Silly Goat used salt to perform a ritual in which they placed a curse on the team.

Initially, the ceremony and the curse were laughed off by the Clubs glolfers. The Chicago Clubs went on to win the very tournament where the curse had been placed on the team. However, the outcome of the tournament was subsequently overturned when it was revealed that the Chicago Clubs were using cork-filled glolf balls. Silly Goat was vindicated, and the era of the Curse of the Silly Goat began.

To this day, Chicago Clubs fans will take up chants of "BLAME MADISON" or "DOWN WITH MADISON" during glolf tournaments.

The Curse of the Silly Goat is considered a Class 7 curse.