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The 12th Herb And Spice

2021-12-02T15:50:30Z

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Rules

2021-07-12T19:36:19Z

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==Rules==
For a basic explanation of Glolf, see [[Beginner's Guide to Glolf]]. 
Two or more glolfers attempt to bring a glolfball into a hole as many times as possible in as few strokes as possible. Players occupying the same space and vying for the same glolfball will engage in a duel.

Rules

2021-07-12T19:36:06Z

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==Rules==
For a basic explanation of Glolf, see [[Beginner's Guide to Glolf]].
Two or more glolfers attempt to bring a glolfball into a hole as many times as possible in as few strokes as possible. Players occupying the same space and vying for the same glolfball will engage in a duel.

Line Cook

2021-07-12T19:32:28Z

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|name=Line Cook
|special=[[Fourth IGA Open|🏅]]
}}

Line Cook was the victor of the Fourth IGA Open.

History

2021-06-10T13:28:40Z

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=History of The IGA=

==Humble Beginnings==
Little is known of the extensive history of Glolf, however a few things are know of the inception of the IGA, Internet Glolf Association. [[The Manager]] is credited with founding the IGA; however there are present theories that an unknown entity, ominously referred to as "[[The Instigator]]", is responsible.

==Past Opens==

===The First IGA Open===

Winner: [[Load Bearing Coconut]]

===The Second IGA Open===

Winner: [[Frankle Knives]]

===[[Third IGA Open|The Third IGA Open]]===

Winner: [[Spooks McGee]]

===[[Fourth IGA Open|The Fourth IGA Open]]===

Winner: [[Line Cook]]

==Quirks and Inconsistencies==

===The Arbuckling===
Event in its infancy, glolf encountered some of the oddities associated with its creation. Numerous glolfers had lost had had half of their names and identities briefly before it was resolved by the IGA.
For more information, see [[The Arbuckling]].

===The A🦊alypse===
The IGA introduced a new player with a penchant for 'ripping holes in the fabric of reality' named [[1]]. Known largely by its 🦊 signature, 1 had soon become infamous.
For more information, see [[The Afoxalypse]].

===The Grand Unchip===
During the first IGA Open, a player named [[Simulacrum]] hit a 40-tile-long chip that led to the first hole in spacetime, and them and fellow player [[Solar Dies]] leaving the course. For more information, see [[The Grand Unchip]].
[[Category:History]]

History

2021-06-10T13:27:45Z

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=History of The IGA=

==Humble Beginnings==
Little is known of the extensive history of Glolf, however a few things are know of the inception of the IGA, Internet Glolf Association. [[The Manager]] is credited with founding the IGA; however there are present theories that an unknown entity, ominously referred to as "[[The Instigator]]", is responsible.

==Past Opens==

===The First IGA Open===

Winner: [[Load Bearing Coconut]]

===The Second IGA Open===

Winner: [[Frankle Knives]]

===[[Third IGA Open|The Third IGA Open]]===

Winner: [[Spooks McGee]]

===[[Fourth IGA Open|The Fourth IGA Open]]===

Winner:[[Line Cook]]

==Quirks and Inconsistencies==

===The Arbuckling===
Event in its infancy, glolf encountered some of the oddities associated with its creation. Numerous glolfers had lost had had half of their names and identities briefly before it was resolved by the IGA.
For more information, see [[The Arbuckling]].

===The A🦊alypse===
The IGA introduced a new player with a penchant for 'ripping holes in the fabric of reality' named [[1]]. Known largely by its 🦊 signature, 1 had soon become infamous.
For more information, see [[The Afoxalypse]].

===The Grand Unchip===
During the first IGA Open, a player named [[Simulacrum]] hit a 40-tile-long chip that led to the first hole in spacetime, and them and fellow player [[Solar Dies]] leaving the course. For more information, see [[The Grand Unchip]].
[[Category:History]]

Line Cook

2021-06-06T21:08:02Z

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Glolfers

2021-06-06T21:07:32Z

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==Glolfers==
*[[1|1🦊]] [[The Afoxalypse|💥]] {{Twitter|1FoxGlolf}}
*[[Baby Bop]] {{Twitter|DJBabyBop}}
*[[Bingo Polaroid]] {{Twitter|glolfingkitty}}
*[[Frankle Knives]] [[History#The Second IGA Open|🏅]]
*[[Freddie Missouri]] {{Twitter|MissouriFreddie}}
*[[Legally Jorts]] {{Twitter|legallyjorts}}
*[[Line Cook]] [[History#The Fourth IGA Open|🏅]]
*[[Load Bearing Coconut]] [[History#The First IGA Open|🏅]]
*[[Melissa Bop]] {{Twitter|BabyBopsMom1}}
*[[Meteor Heartfelt]]
*[[Polkadot Patterson]] {{Twitter|AltoPatterson}}
*[[Razor Defrost]] {{Twitter|RazorDefrost}}
*[[Rebecca Monarch]] {{Twitter|glolfRebbeca}}
*[[Sari Garfield]]
*[[Simulacrum]] [[History#The Grand Unchip| 😈]] {{Twitter|GSimulacrum}}
*[[Solar Dies]] [[History#The Grand Unchip| 😈]] {{Twitter|SolarDies}}
*[[Spooks McGee]] [[History#The Third IGA Open|🏅]] {{Twitter|hamsterballing}}
*[[Tantalus Chewed]]
*[[Thalia Soliloque]]

History

2021-06-06T20:39:40Z

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=History of The IGA=

==Humble Beginnings==
Little is known of the extensive history of Glolf, however a few things are know of the inception of the IGA, Internet Glolf Association. [[The Manager]] is credited with founding the IGA; however there are present theories that an unknown entity, ominously referred to as "[[The Instigator]]", is responsible.

==Past Opens==

===The First IGA Open===

Winner: [[Load Bearing Coconut]]

===The Second IGA Open===

Winner: [[Frankle Knives]]

===[[Third IGA Open|The Third IGA Open]]===

Winner: [[Spooks McGee]]

===[[Fourth IGA Open|The Fourth IGA Open]]===

Winner:

==Quirks and Inconsistencies==

===The Arbuckling===
Event in its infancy, glolf encountered some of the oddities associated with its creation. Numerous glolfers had lost had had half of their names and identities briefly before it was resolved by the IGA.
For more information, see [[The Arbuckling]].

===The A🦊alypse===
The IGA introduced a new player with a penchant for 'ripping holes in the fabric of reality' named [[1]]. Known largely by its 🦊 signature, 1 had soon become infamous.
For more information, see [[The Afoxalypse]].

===The Grand Unchip===
During the first IGA Open, a player named [[Simulacrum]] hit a 40-tile-long chip that led to the first hole in spacetime, and them and fellow player [[Solar Dies]] leaving the course. For more information, see [[The Grand Unchip]].
[[Category:History]]

Freddie Missouri

2021-06-04T00:10:35Z

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{{Glolfer
|name = Freddie Missouri
|signature = 🙈
|stance = Wibble
|tea = Void
|driving = 1.5
|grip = 2
|aerodynamics = 2.25
|self-awareness = 2.5
|twitter = MissouriFreddie
}}

==Official Records==
Nothing yet

==History==
===Origin===
Freddie Missouri, born Fredrika Olinson, was born as the heiress of the Olinson family, an old money dynasty which had owned the Olinson Conglomerate for over a decade. Young Freddie had impossible expectations of her etiquette and education. She had a restlessness and a temper which were often met with abusive and cruel punishments. Around age 8, Freddie had decided to run away from the Olinson Estate, this decision would later lead to her disinheritance. The young girl found the wilderness to be far kinder than the oppressive environment she had grown up in. After a few weeks of following an unfamiliar path, the young girl had wandered her way onto a farm where she was soon discovered by a Robert Missouri working the fields. Bruised, exhausted, starving, and still wearing her nightclothes, Freddie was welcomed inside the Missouri home for a warm meal. It was very small and simple compared to the extravagance had been raised in, but it felt as free as the wilderness and even more inviting.

==Relationship with Becky==
===Childhood Friendship===
Freddie had always been quick to make friends. From her kindness, genuine smile, unmistakable voice, and sheer 6'2" and sturdy stature, Freddie was hard to miss. [[Rebecca Monarch]] was a friend like no other Freddie had had. They had met in middle schlool when a student, a small grub, was the target of vicious mockery. Freddie, risking her popularity without hesitation, defended the young grub. The two bonded during this experience and became close during their schlooling together. One day the grub, preparing for metamorphosis, confided in Freddie, revealing herself as a trans butterfly girl, naming herself Rebecca Monarch, taking her late mother's surname. Freddie was proud of her friend.

===Emerging Lovers===
Freddie and Rebecca "Becky" Monarch had further tightened their into their young adulthood by joining the Internet Glolf Association as a Glolfer/Caddie pair. The two were inseparable and Freddie was rather oblivious to Becky's romantic views of them together at first, but after the events of [[The Afoxalypse]], their relationship was settled; they were girlfriends.

Freddie Missouri

2021-06-04T00:03:14Z

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{{Glolfer
|name = Freddie Missouri
|signature = 🙈
|stance = Wibble
|tea = Void
|driving = 1.5
|grip = 2
|aerodynamics = 2.25
|self-awareness = 2.5
|twitter = MissouriFreddie
}}

==Official Records==
Nothing yet

==History==
===Origin===
Freddie Missouri, born Fredrika Olinson, was born as the heiress of the Olinson family, an old money dynasty which had owned the Olinson Conglomerate for over a decade. Young Freddie had impossible expectations of her etiquette and education. She had a restlessness and a temper which were often met with abusive and cruel punishments. Around age 8, Freddie had decided to run away from the Olinson Estate, this decision would later lead to her disinheritance. The young girl found the wilderness to be far kinder than the oppressive environment she had grown up in. After a few weeks of following an unfamiliar path, the young girl had wandered her way onto a farm where she was soon discovered by a Robert Missouri working the fields. Bruised, exhausted, starving, and still wearing her nightclothes, Freddie was welcomed inside the Missouri home for a warm meal. It was very small and simple compared to the extravagance had been raised in, but it felt as free as the wilderness and even more inviting.

===Relationships===
Freddie had always been quick to make friends. From her kindness, genuine smile, unmistakable voice, and sheer 6'2" and sturdy stature, Freddie was hard to miss. [[Rebecca Monarch]] was a friend like no other Freddie had had. They had met in middle schlool when a student, a small grub, was the target of vicious mockery. Freddie, risking her popularity without hesitation, defended the young grub. The two bonded during this experience and became close during their schlooling together. One day the grub, preparing for metamorphosis, confided in Freddie, revealing herself as a trans butterfly girl. Freddie was proud of her friend.

Freddie Missouri

2021-06-03T23:56:16Z

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2021-05-31T00:47:54Z

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=Powerful Entities=
The IGA is home to multiple powerful entities.

==Confirmed==
[[The Manager]]
[[The Sliced One]]
[[The Loop]]

==Rumored==
[[The Instigator]]

Entities

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Main Page

2021-05-31T00:43:54Z

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[[Courses]]
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The Afoxalypse

2021-05-31T00:43:05Z

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The Afoxalypse

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The Arbuckling

2021-05-31T00:42:35Z

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The Arbuckling

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History

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History

2021-05-31T00:36:01Z

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Courses

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==Courses==
===Active Courses===
===Inactive Courses===

Courses

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==Courses==
===Active Courses===
WIP
===Inactive Courses===
WIP

Rules

2021-05-31T00:23:40Z

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==Rules==

Two or more glolfers attempt to bring a glolfball into a hole as many times as possible in as few strokes as possible. Players occupying the same space and vying for the same glolfball will engage in a duel.

History

2021-05-31T00:21:26Z

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=History of The IGA=

==Humble Beginnings==
Little known of the extensive history of Glolf, however a few things are know of the inception of the IGA, Internet Glolf Association.

==Quirks and Inconsistencies==

===The Arbuckling===
Event in its infancy, glolf encountered some of the oddities associated with its creation. Numerous glolfers had lost had had half of their names and identities briefly before it was resolved by the IGA.

[[Category:History]]

History

2021-05-28T01:57:22Z

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=History of The IGA=

==Humble Beginnings==
Little known of the extensive history of Glolf, however a few things are know of the inception of the IGA.

==Quirks and Inconsistencies==

===The Arbuckling===
Event in its infancy, glolf encountered some of the oddities associated with its creation.