https://glolfwiki.sibr.dev/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Syl 2026-04-22T18:38:56Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.35.2 https://glolfwiki.sibr.dev/index.php?title=Baby_Bop&diff=224 2021-06-04T01:33:06Z

<p>Syl: wrote bop page</p> <hr /> <div>=== Early Life ===<br /> {{Glolfer<br /> |name = Baby Bop<br /> |signature = 🧞‍♀️<br /> |stance = Hardcore<br /> |tea = White<br /> |driving = 3<br /> |grip = 1.25<br /> |aerodynamics = 1.75<br /> |self-awareness = 2.75<br /> |twitter = DJBabyBop<br /> }}<br /> Baby Bop was born in Redwood City, Oregon to [[Melissa Bop]]. He achieved viral fame at the age of 7 months with his hit single &quot;Baby Don't Take No Sh-t&quot;. A string of chart-topping singles followed, and at the age of 19 months an album, &quot;Cadillac Stroller&quot;. At around the same time, he began his glolfing career.<br /> <br /> === Glolf Career ===<br /> <br /> ==== First Internet Open ====<br /> Bop played in the First Internet Open.<br /> <br /> ==== Second Internet Open ====<br /> Bop did not play in the Second Internet Open due to his controversial remarks regarding [[Rebecca Monarch]].<br /> <br /> ==== [[The Afoxalypse]] ====<br /> Bop was caught and Alternated by [[1|1🦊]] during the Afoxalypse and underwent a complete memory wipe. His personality was also radically altered.<br /> <br /> ==== Third Internet Open ====<br /> Bop played in the [[Third IGA Open]], but was knocked out in the first round by Works Everytime.<br /> <br /> === Controversies ===<br /> Bop has attracted attention in the past for his vulgar language and liberal use of profanity, considered unusual for one so young. When asked about this in an interview, Bop replied &quot;I don't give a f--k what the press says about me.&quot; His most well-known controversy surrounded remarks made about Rebecca Monarch before the Second Internet Open which many considered hate speech. However, after his Alternation during the Afoxalypse, he has been much more subdued and family-friendly.</div>

Syl https://glolfwiki.sibr.dev/index.php?title=Melissa_Bop&diff=221 2021-06-04T01:08:00Z

<p>Syl: uh i honestly dunno what i'm doing but if this works then good</p> <hr /> <div>=== Early Life ===<br /> {{Glolfer<br /> |name = Melissa Bop<br /> |signature = 🦖<br /> |stance = Wibble<br /> |tea = Iced<br /> |driving = 2<br /> |grip = 2<br /> |aerodynamics = 2<br /> |self-awareness = 3.5<br /> |twitter = BabyBopsMom1<br /> }}<br /> Melissa Bop was born in Redwood City, Oregon to Michael and Denise Crabtree. As a child, she wanted to own her own boat and give tours of the California coast. She attended the University of Oregon and majored in English Literature. After college, she worked at a bookstore in Redwood City, where she met John Bop. They fell in love and were quickly married. Sadly, John was soon killed in a tragic accident with a truck carrying Sriracha sauce. After his death, Melissa discovered she was pregnant, and gave birth to a boy she named [[Baby Bop|Baby]]. (Unimaginative, I know, but her husband had just died of sauce inhalation. She was having a Bad Time.) She remained a background figure as her son quickly rose to international fame as a hip-hop musician and glolfer.<br /> <br /> === Glolfing Career ===<br /> After Baby's cancellation, Melissa decided to enter in the Second Internet Open. She was knocked out in the first round, but was determined to win it all. Unfortunately, she was soon caught up in [[The Afoxalypse]] and was Alternated, losing most of her memories. Surprisingly, this appears to have made her significantly better at Glolf, as she placed third in the [[Third IGA Open]]. She is currently sponsored by NutriSocks.</div>

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