User:Ch4zm

Hellmouth Community College instructor

I don't run the Meta-blaseball Research Laboratory but if it burns down I'm the person everyone will get mad at

Chief Architect of Golly

On sabbatical, visiting the Core to research glolf

Leagues

Snow Glolf League

• Chicago Clubs
• Milwaukee Flamingos
• Buffalo

Clubs

The following clubs have been added to the glolf simulator:

• Long Beach Flightless Birds
• Seattle Sneakers
• Baltimore Texas
• Salt Lake Turbulence
• Elko Astronauts

• Jersey OSHA Violations
• San Diego Balloon Animals
• Phoenix Freshrolls
• Tucson Butchers
• Ft. Worth Piano Tuners

• Albuquerque Solarpunks
• Alewife Arsonists
• Boylston Boogers
• Orlando Business Majors

• Sacramento Boot Lickers
• San Francisco Boat Shoes
• Detroit Grape Chews
• Milwaukee Flamingos
• Delaware Corporate Shells

Glolf Cheat Sheet

Useful commands to use as a starting point for glolf adventures.

List of useful glolf commands...

Play a best-of-7 match between two glolfers:

(Beware of dog dad, who can end the entire match with one win; the match will not restart, as matches spoiled by dog dad are only restarted during tournaments.)

g!glolf bo7
Seek No Further Grunkus
Mailtaker McBoatface

Play a best-of-7 match between multiple glolfers:

(Number of glolfers can be odd or even. Beware of dog dad, who can end the entire match with one win; the match will not restart, as matches spoiled by dog dad are only restarted during tournaments.)

g!glolf bo7
Agileview Yellowcrest
Agragnegon Bifurcation
Alatar Heathershaw
Alejandro Murphy
Aliyah Angst
Aureliano Bench
Cool Hideout Shelton
Doubledragon Neutralizer

Show a club:

g!viewclub Chicago Clubs

Create a new club (simple):

g!createclub Savannah Tuesdays
🌮 "It's Tuesday somewhere"
Ollywoodman Spotmaker
Rainbow O'Riordan
Raynaldo Receipts
Roast Goldbacker
Sunstreamer Toaster

Create a new club (full):

(Adding the team's emojis next to the name makes the emoji part of their name and is a convention I made up, as is adding "Caddy" to caddy names.)

g!createclub Savannah Tuesdays
🌮 "It's Tuesday somewhere"
Degrees: 25
Friends: Hawai'i Fridays
Ollywoodman Spotmaker
Rainbow O'Riordan
Raynaldo Receipts
Roast Goldbacker
Sunstreamer Toaster

Caddy Shoethief
Caddy Spotmaker
Caddy Soulwalk
Caddy Spiremender

Add and remove players from a club: