Module:Glolfer
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Documentation for this module may be created at Module:Glolfer/doc
local pyrandom = require "Module:Pyrandom"
function titlecase(str)
local buf = {}
local inWord = false
for i = 1, #str do
local c = string.sub(str, i, i)
if inWord then
table.insert(buf, string.lower(c))
else
table.insert(buf, string.upper(c))
end
inWord = (string.find(c, '%a') ~= nil)
end
return table.concat(buf)
end
function random_player_emoji(name)
local humanoid = {
"👶","👧","🧒","👦","👩","🧑","👨","👩🦱","🧑🦱","👨🦱","👩🦰","🧑🦰","👨🦰","👱♀️",
"👱","👱♂️","👩🦳","🧑🦳","👨🦳","👩🦲","🧑🦲","👨🦲","🧔","👵","🧓","👴","👲","👳♀️",
"👳","👳♂️","🧕","👮♀️","👮","👮♂️","👷♀️","👷","👷♂️","💂♀️","💂","💂♂️","🕵️♀️","🕵️",
"🕵️♂️","👩⚕️","🧑⚕️","👨⚕️","👩🌾","🧑🌾","👨🌾","👩🍳","🧑🍳","👨🍳","👩🎓","🧑🎓","👨🎓","👩🎤",
"🧑🎤","👨🎤","👩🏫","🧑🏫","👨🏫","👩🏭","🧑🏭","👨🏭","👩💻","🧑💻","👨💻","👩💼","🧑💼","👨💼",
"👩🔧","🧑🔧","👨🔧","👩🔬","🧑🔬","👨🔬","👩🎨","🧑🎨","👨🎨","👩🚒","🧑🚒","👨🚒","👩✈️","🧑✈️",
"👨✈️","👩🚀","🧑🚀","👨🚀","👩⚖️","🧑⚖️","👨⚖️","👰","🏋️","🤵","🤸","👸","🤴","🦸♀️","🦸",
"🦸♂️","🦹♀️","🦹","🦹♂️","🤶","🚴","🎅","🧙♀️","🧙","🧙♂️","🧝♀️","🧝","🧝♂️","🧛♀️","🧛",
"🧛♂️","🧟♀️","🧟","🧟♂️","🧞♀️","🧞","🧞♂️","🧜♀️","🧜","🧜♂️","🧚♀️","🧚","🧚♂️","👼","🤰",
"🤱","🙇♀️","🙇","🙇♂️","💁♀️","💁","💁♂️","🙅♀️","🙅","🙅♂️","🙆♀️","🙆","🙆♂️","🙋♀️","🙋",
"🙋♂️","🧏♀️","🧏","🧏♂️","🤦♀️","🤦","🤦♂️","🤷♀️","🤷","🤷♂️","🙎♀️","🙎","🙎♂️","🙍♀️","🙍",
"🙍♂️","💇♀️","💇","💇♂️","💆♀️","💆","💆♂️","🧖♀️","🧖","🧖♂️","💅","🤳","💃","🕺","🕴","👩🦽",
"🧑🦽","👨🦽","👩🦼","🧑🦼","👨🦼","🚶♀️","🚶","🚶♂️","👩🦯","🧑🦯","👨🦯","🧎♀️","🧎","🧎♂️","🏃♀️","🏃",
"🏃♂️","🧍♀️","🧍","🧍♂️","👭","🧑🤝🧑","👬","👫","👩❤️👩","💑","👨❤️👨","👩❤️👨","👩❤️💋👩","💏","👨❤️💋👨","👩❤️💋👨",
"👪","👨👩👦","👨👩👧","👨👩👧👦","👨👩👦👦","👨👩👧👧","👨👨👦","👨👨👧","👨👨👧👦","👨👨👦👦","👨👨👧👧","👩👩👦","👩👩👧","👩👩👧👦","👩👩👦👦","👩👩👧👧",
"👨👦","👨👦👦","👨👧","👨👧👦","👨👧👧","👩👦","👩👦👦","👩👧","👩👧👦","👩👧👧","🗣","👤","👥"
}
local nonhumanoid={
"🐶","🐱","🐭","🐹","🐰","🦊","🐻","🐼","🐨","🐯","🦁","🐮","🐷","🐽","🐸","🐵",
"🙈","🙉","🙊","🐒","🐔","🐧","🐦","🐤","🐣","🐥","🦆","🦅","🦉","🦇","🐺","🐗","🐴","🦄",
"🐝","🐛","🦋","🐌","🐞","🐜","🦟","🦗","🕷️","🦂","🐢","🐍","🦎","🦖","🦕","🐙","🦑","🦐",
"🦞","🦀","🐡","🐠","🐟","🐬","🐳","🐋","🦈","🐊","🐅","🐆","🦓","🦍","🦧","🐘","🦛","🦏",
"🐪","🐫","🦒","🦘","🐃","🐂","🐄","🐎","🐖","🐏","🐑","🦙","🐐","🦌","🐕","🐩","🦮","🐕🦺",
"🐈","🐓","🦃","🦚","🦜","🦢","🦩","🕊️","🐇","🦝","🦨","🦡","🦦","🦥","🐁","🐀","🐿","🦔",
"🐉","🐲","🪐","💫","🌪","🌈","📠","📺"
}
local rand = pyrandom.new(titlecase(name))
if rand:random() > 0.5 then
return rand:choice(humanoid)
else
return rand:choice(nonhumanoid)
end
end
function generate_random_stlats_from_name(name)
local rand = pyrandom.new(titlecase(name))
return {
nyoomability = math.max(rand:gauss(0,0.3),1.4),
tofu = rand:random(),
wiggle = rand:random(),
ritualism = rand:random(),
musclitude = rand:random(),
finesse = rand:random(),
needlethreadableness = rand:random(),
left_handedness = rand:gauss(0,0.3),
stance = rand:choice({"Tricky","Flashy","Aggro","Tanky","Twitchy","Powerful",
"Wibble","Wobble","Reverse","Feint","Electric","Spicy","Pomegranate",
"Explosive","Cottagecore","Corecore","Hardcore","Softcore",
"Hand to Hand","Lefty","Pop-Punk","DPS","Repose"}),
fav_tea = rand:choice({"Iced","Boba","White","Green","Oolong",
"Pu'erh","Chai","Milk","Neon","Sweet","Void","Tea?","Caramel",
"Lightspeed","Time-traveling","Bloody","Black","Miso","Concrete",
"Hard-boiled egg","Hot Chocolate","Bubble"}),
estimation = rand:random(),
earliness = rand:random(),
twirliness = rand:random(),
churliness = rand:random(),
aceness = rand:random(),
marbles = rand:randrange(2,4),
unworthiness = rand:random(),
splortsmanship = rand:random(),
tankitude = rand:random(),
pettiness = rand:random(),
owlishness = rand:random(),
disco = rand:random(),
pettability = rand:random(),
softness = rand:random(),
improv = rand:random(),
tentacles = rand:randrange(0,10),
capitalism = -rand:random(),
polkadottedness = 0,
}
end
function generate_random_player_from_name(name)
local player = generate_random_stlats_from_name(name)
player.name = name
player.emoji = random_player_emoji(name)
return player
end
function search_array(a, v)
for i = 1, #a do
if a[i] == v then
return true
end
end
return false
end
function sum(a)
local r = 0
for i = 1, #a do
r = r + a[i]
end
return r
end
function unpredictability(p)
local weights = {p.churliness,p.earliness,p.twirliness}
if search_array({"Aggro","Powerful","Hand to Hand","DPS","Explosive","Hardcore", "Wibble","Electric"}, p.stance) then
weights[1] = weights[1] + 0.5
elseif search_array({"Tanky","Twitchy","Repose","Reverse","Softcore", "Cottagecore","Pomegranate"}, p.stance) then
weights[2] = weights[2] + 0.5
elseif search_array("Feint","Tricky","Pop-Punk","Flashy","Spicy", "Corecore","Wobble","Lefty", p.stance) then
weights[3] = weights[3] + 0.5
end
local chanceOfBiggest = math.max(unpack(weights))/sum(weights)
local minChance = 1/#weights
return 1-(chanceOfBiggest-minChance)/(1-minChance)
end
function driving_rating(p)
return (p.musclitude + p.tofu)*5/2
end
function precision_rating(p)
return (p.needlethreadableness*0.5 + p.finesse + p.estimation*0.2) * 5/(1+0.2+0.5) - math.abs(p.left_handedness)
end
function aerodynamics_rating(p)
return (p.ritualism + p.owlishness + p.softness) * 5/3
end
function self_awareness_rating(p)
return (p.wiggle*0.5 + (p.marbles-2)/2 + unpredictability(p)*0.8) * 5/(0.5+1+0.8) + p.polkadottedness * 5
end
local known_players = {
["Polkadot Patterson"] = {
name="Polkadot Patterson",
stance="Squiddish",
fav_tea= "Iced",
nyoomability = 1.5,
musclitude=1,
finesse=1,
needlethreadableness=1,
polkadottedness=1,
left_handedness= 0,
estimation=1,
twirliness=0.3,
churliness=0.3,
earliness=0.3,
aceness=0.3,
marbles=4,
tofu=1,
wiggle=1,
ritualism=1,
owlishness=1,
disco=0.0,
pettability=0.0,
softness=1,
improv=0.0,
unworthiness=0,
splortsmanship=1,
tankitude=1.0,
pettiness=0.0,
tentacles=4,
capitalism=-0.5,
emoji="😅",
},
}
function get_player_from_name(name)
name = titlecase(name)
return known_players[name] or generate_random_player_from_name(name)
end
local glolfer = {}
function glolfer.emoji(frame)
local args
if frame.args.name then
args = frame.args
else
args = frame:getParent().args
end
local name = args.name
return random_player_emoji(name)
end
function glolfer.infobox(frame)
local args
if frame.args.name then
args = frame.args
else
args = frame:getParent().args
end
local name = args.name
local p = get_player_from_name(name)
local template_args = {}
for k, v in pairs(args) do
template_args[k] = v
end
for k, v in pairs({
name = name,
signature = p.emoji,
stance = p.stance,
tea = p.fav_tea,
driving = driving_rating(p),
grip = precision_rating(p),
aerodynamics = aerodynamics_rating(p),
["self-awareness"] = self_awareness_rating(p),
}) do
template_args[k] = v
end
return frame:expandTemplate{ title = "GlolferInfo", args = template_args}
end
return glolfer