Divination

Divination is an attempt to predict the outcome of a glolf game through metaphysical means, often involving household objects, playing cards, octopods, quantum mechanics, and/or videos of cats.

Glolf history has featured several famous predictions made through divination, including both predictions that were correct, and predictions that aged poorly. Many are commemorated and celebrated in popular glolf culture.

Playing Cards

A pack of 52 playing cards, consisting of 4 suits (hearts, diamonds, spades, clubs) is a commonly-utilized divining implement in glolf.

Clubs

The clubs suit carries particular significance when divining using playing cards. Glolfers represented by the club emoji ♣️ are considered to be the best of the best.

These glolfers are not to be confused with members of the Chicago Clubs, represented by the bear emoji 🐻. Many of the Clubs' golfers are considered to be the worst of the worst.