Melissa Bop
Early Life
Melissa Bop was born in Redwood City, Oregon to Michael and Denise Crabtree. As a child, she wanted to own her own boat and give tours of the California coast. She attended the University of Oregon and majored in English Literature. After college, she worked at a bookstore in Redwood City, where she met John Bop. They fell in love and were quickly married. Sadly, John was soon killed in a tragic accident with a truck carrying Sriracha sauce. After his death, Melissa discovered she was pregnant, and gave birth to a boy she named Baby. (Unimaginative, I know, but her husband had just died of sauce inhalation. She was having a Bad Time.) She remained a background figure as her son quickly rose to international fame as a hip-hop musician and glolfer.
Glolfing Career
After Baby's cancellation, Melissa decided to enter in the Second Internet Open. She was knocked out in the first round, but was determined to win it all. Unfortunately, she was soon caught up in The Afoxalypse and was Alternated, losing most of her memories. Surprisingly, this appears to have made her significantly better at Glolf, as she placed third in the Third IGA Open. She is currently sponsored by NutriSocks.