Solar Dies
Solar Dies is an aspiring Glolfer, a literal sun, and an advertising specialist.
Biography
Early Life
Being a miniature sun, Solar has lived for a long time, which is to say millions of years. Ever since their birth they have struggled to find their passion, searching the universe for anything that could make them feel something, no matter what that was. They searched planet after planet, and while some places they came across were able to catch their interest, it was fleeting, and eventually they returned to their search. It was in this search that they found Glolf, which ignited a fire in their soul that they had become convinced by that point did not exist.
Beginnings in Old Glolf
The Glolf that Solar encountered then was very different than the one that exists today, primarily due to the time difference which has shaped and changed Glolf since that point. Solar had up to this point been at least good at every pasttime and hobby they had found in their search, but Glolf was different, Glolf was hard. This may have been part of what contributed to Solar's passion for the splort, but either way they kept losing. Even as the rules changed, even as time progressed, they kept losing. Competitors and Gods alike cycled, but Solar and their losses stayed constant. As much as this may seem sad, Solar rejoices whenever a new Open is announced, and takes pride in each of their few victories, because even though they might be bad they love the splort.
Solar's Personality
Solar is pragmatic, they look at things practically and ground the people around them. This is not to say that they are cold or uncaring, for they wish to see everyone around them succeed and be the best person they can be, but sometimes they can push a little too hard and end up coming off as rude. Solar is an adamant rule follower, sometimes to a fault, and does not like breaking the law even if it is something as simple as jaywalking.
Current Status
Solar is currently finding a new residence after their old house got sucked away in the rift storms that proceeded The Afoxalypse, and enjoys spending time they are not glolfing practicing their swing and hanging out with some of the other glolfers. They see themself as a mentor to Rebecca Monarch specifically, and try to reign in what they see as her chaotic nature.
Rivals from the Rift
During the first Open after the return of Glolf, Solar faced off against Simulacrum. Simulacrum was an opponent unlike any Solar had faced before, as they were seemingly uninterested in winning, choosing instead to cause as much chaos as possible by slamming balls and eventually breaking spacetime itself in an event known as The Grand Unchip. As a result both Simulacrum and Solar were branded with the mod OUT. This angered Solar, who viewed what Simulacrum had done as an attack on the splort and a mockery of the rules, causing unnecessary chaos and catching them in the crossfire. Since then they have felt tied to Simulacrum as a result of their shared mod which Solar sees as an omen of a shared fate, and thus Solar believes it is their duty to stop Simulacrum and end the chaos.
Trivia
There is a lost portion of Solar Dies named Solar Tries that accidentally split off and was sucked into another dimension during the rift storms.
It is unknown how Solar Dies is actually able to wield a glolf club, as the immense heat of their body should melt it.
During one phase of their life, Solar Dies was an advertising manager for SlunnyD, and was in charge of making up new slogans for the drink.